Hmmm yeah I couldnt think of a name for this sectionI mean what would you call it? Ah well do I care? Nope. This is me not caring: *sits here* yeah thats right. Anyways, are you ever bored and think what if the Boys or wouldnt it be funny if well I know I do, and frankly, I dont really care if anyone else does or doesnt cuz I really like this section so just suck it up and read it already!

~Hypothetical Situation #1: Backstreet Designers

Alrighty, Im sure youre familiar with the redecorating show, Trading Spaces which is my favorite show ever. Wouldnt it be hilarious if the Boys were on it as the homeowners? How incredibly freakin hysterical would THAT be? OMG Im dying just thinking about it sigh

Memorable humorous things you would see:

*The guys interacting with Ty, the incredibly saucilicious, amazingly funny carpenter. Enough said.

*Nick attempting to use power tools, large saws, and possibly toxic paint. (Im gonna lose a finger that way, dawg! Yes, yes you areget your hand out from under the blade!)

*AJ hit on Genevieve, one of the designers. Shes tall. Shes talented. Shes gorgeous. Shes gotermyeah you knowthosehe wouldnt be able to resist.

*Howie finding himself connecting with Frank, the bald, super-crafty designer, whom people are amazed to find out that he has a wifeyou know what I mean.

*The guys doing something crazy to a room, like stick hay or moss on the walls, or make a duvet cover.

*If they got stuck with Doug for a designer, they would honestly kill him. Doug is so lazy, and well, our Boys wont take that crap!

*Another situation that could potentially be as funny as the infamous Jersey Devil episodewow I can sooooo imagine the guys running into the woods videotaping stuff, Blair Witch-esque. (If you dont know what the Jersey Devil episode is, Im sorry.)

*Kevin trying to meet the deadline of 2 days. Kevin? 2 days to redecorate a room? Nahhhhhhhhh hes too slow.

*All of them trying to get out of sewing duty. How much you wanna bet Howie would either volunteer for it or Nick ends up getting stuck with it.

*Brian teaching Paige, the host to do the Brian Happy Dance. That I would pay to see.

~Hypothetical Situation #2: Is It Saturday Yet?

Okay, the Boys have been on SNL as guests, but what if they were the actual actors? Imagine thislaugh. Laugh a lot.

Memorable humorous things you would see:

*BackstreetJimmy FallonI cant control the hotness!!

*Who would pay 100 bucks to see AJ and Brian as those two crazy cheerleaders? (Will Ferrell and Cheri OTerris skit)

*The monologue would have to involve dissing of the *N word somewhere along the linesand when it happensIll be laughing my bum off.

*They would scream into the camera at the beginning. Live from New York! Its Saturday Night! like they do at the end of the Everybody video.

*The stupid phony commercials classic! The Love ToiletKevin and Howie sittin there all passionate likeand the Cookie Dough! Thatd be Nick all the way. Oops I Crapped My Pants would have to be Nick too, just cuz hes dumb like that. (but I still love you)

~Hypothetical Situation #3: Backstreet Witch Project

All right, lets face itwe KNOW some funny crap has gone on behind the scenes of video and photo shoots (have you SEEN All Access? Dear lord!) and on TV shows. Yet weve never actually seen all of the footage. Im telling you, Backstreet meets Blair Witch would be some serious quality entertainment. Dont you agree?

Memorable humorous things you would see:

*Nick would say Dude, havent I seen that little stick picture before? Oh yeah thats right, it was back there by all the blood and human remains.

*Howie would scream like a little girl!!

*Brian and Kevin would wrestle any woodland creatures that come within 10 feet of them. Not saying theyd still be alive, per se, but at least theyd try.

*Kevin would be taking all the footage. Despite the fact their lives are in danger, hed still be talking like a British photographer.

*AJ would wander off by himself and get lost, and nobody would ever see him again. Wait, thatd be Nick, nevermind.

*You know when theyre all in the tent at night and they hear that screaming in the distance? That would be Nick playing a joke on them.

~Hypothetical Situation #4: Friends

This show is so incredibly funny as it is, just imagine how hysterical it would be if it was the Boys.

The characters they would replace:

*AJ would have to be Phoebe, no question, no dispute. (quirky, weird, individual)

*Kevin is Ross. Or Monica. Nahhhh Ross. (somewhat boring, serious)

*Nick is Joey. (stupid, dumb, male ditz)

*Howie would be Rachel. (good fashion sense for the most part, into looks, dont touch the hair!)

*Brianponderwho would Brian be? Monica or Chandler? Hey wait, he could be Ugly Naked Guy, except he would be Hot Naked Guy. That works for me.

Memorable humorous things you would see:

*All the rest of the guys poking Brian, the Hot Naked Guy with a long string of chopsticks.

*Who came on to whom? Howie or Kevin? Who started it? WHO MADE HOWIE PREGNANT?!

*Gunther swoon over Howie. HAHA!

*Nick as an aspiring actor. Hmmm it kinda fits, doesnt it?

*Nick playing foose ball every day.

*Howies endless shopping sprees.

*Howie buying a table from Pottery Barn and trying to hide it from AJ.

*Howie delivering a baby! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*Kevin marries a lesbian. Kevin marries a psychotic British wench. Kevin marries Howie in a drunken stupor in Vegas.

*AJ refusing to wear fur.

*Brian exercise naked and basically live his life naked.

*Kevin getting himself stuck in leather pants because it's incredibly hot and humid, then attempting to get them off by rubbing baby powder all over himself. This ultimately results in him climbing out the bathroom window to escape embarassment. If that's not funny, then go to the doctor to make sure you're not sick.